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  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 5:36 PM

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Jan. 10th, 2009

  • 1:33 PM

Your result for The How Difficult Is Your Life Test...


Very Easy



Based on your family, money, political context, and personal situation -- during the important years of your development -- it appears your life was VERY EASY. What does this mean?



Well, the "difficulty" of your life is a measure of how rough you had it. Relative to the world, you had a pretty good childhood. I'm not saying it was really easy, just that you weren't gnawing on a belt for calories. Still though, it wasn't perfect.



I'm not sure what "success" means to you, but whatever it is, you can achieve it. When you do, it'll be that much more impressive.





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Your result for The Hipster Test...

The Non-Hipster

42% Hipness! and 22% Image!

You're not a hipster. You don't really get the plaid thing.



That's okay, though, because you don't care about your image very much. You're pretty happy with it the way it is.



Many people would argue that this is the best test result you can get. Seriously, if you think it's bad that I called you "not hip", you should look at the other results.


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Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Haughty Intellectual

You are 57% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!


About Saint_Gasoline



I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.


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Your result for The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test...

Bert

You scored 71% Organization, 43% abstract, and 51% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.


First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.


Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.


Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.


You are very organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.



Here is why are you Bert.


You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Bert is a big neat freak and gets quite annoyed when Ernie makes a big mess.


You both are sometimes concrete and sometimes abstract thinkers. Bert is probably a bit more concrete in his bottlecap collecting addiction and his love of the weather. He does show his abstract side when he sings and performs his "Doin' The Pidgeon" song. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course.


You are both somewhat introverted. Bert is probably more introverted, because he spends most of his time either with Ernie or alone. Still he has no problem being around other people in his role as chairman of "The National Association of 'W' Lovers." Like Bert, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.


The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Big Bird

Snuffleupagus

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

Cookie Monster

Guy Smiley

The Count


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Oh good god. I am so boring. D=

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  • Jan. 8th, 2009 at 3:51 PM

Talk to me, arsehole.

Week 1 of 2009

  • Jan. 1st, 2009 at 7:14 PM

I aim to produce a work of ~art~ each week. Heres weeks 1 result.

Tiger by ~MuffinSquee on deviantART
I has a survey of '08. YESSSSSSSSS! )

VIETNAM MONTAGE

  • Dec. 18th, 2008 at 4:52 PM

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Questions?

CAT I'M A KITTY CAT

  • Dec. 2nd, 2008 at 8:23 AM

AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

Oct. 31st, 2008

  • 8:43 PM

Fuck this, I'm going for a walk... bitches.

Heres something I can post in my ELJAY~~~~

  • Oct. 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 PM

Your Type is
ISTJ
Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
22 1 75 11

Qualitative analysis of your type formula

You are:
• slightly expressed introvert

• slightly expressed sensing personality

• distinctively expressed thinking personality

• slightly expressed judging personality



ooooohyeah.
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

Bleeding from the nose.

  • Sep. 27th, 2008 at 6:55 PM

In the last 24 hours I've had 3 blood noses. 2 of which were an hour a part. Wheee~~~ unwanted blood loss.

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Diaryland is down. D=

  • Aug. 23rd, 2008 at 1:59 PM

It’s becoming less and less enjoyable to walk the dog now. For me at least, he can remain ignorant and happy with everything around him but when theres dogs on the loose charging at the both of us it’s hard for me to be ignorant and happy.
Today Sandy was tugging on the lead trying to catch up to a person in front of us so I detoured and turned down a different street. A little while on I notice these two girls around 8-10 years old, each have a large dogs on leads, coming our way. I knew that if the dogs were to pull on the leads the girls would stand no chance of keeping hold. I was right.
So we’re in the middle of the street and I’m thinking “Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck” as these dogs noticed Sandy and start to tug away. Sandy’s preoccupied with the smelly shrubby but then he too sees the dogs and starts to pull towards them. This, of course, excites the big dogs. One of the girls couldn’t keep hold and her dog got loose. I quickly pulled the lead, throwing Sandy into my arms.
I didn’t know if the dog was aggressive and was going to attack us, but I wasn’t going to wait and see, especially since Sandy certainly isn’t the friendly type (to animals, if he could he‘d probably try and kill Lumie). He may be small but that’s no excuse to give him a chance to attack another animal.
The girl quickly got her dog back and stated to pull him away from us. They were probably more scared than me, but fuck, that was scary.
I would have liked to have my mobile phone on me. And I‘m fairly certain some butt crack was exposed..
End.

Jul. 9th, 2008

  • 2:51 PM

So I'm looking at my hand, as you do, and notice I've got a series of cuts on my pinky finger. One after the other. What the fuck?

THAT IS WUT THEY LOOK LEIK.

  • Feb. 25th, 2008 at 3:56 PM

BE CONCERNED ALL YOU LEIK.

FIRST PAGE. GOOGLE IMAGES. PEARLSCALE.








AND MY BB

FABULOUSSSSSSSS

NEEDS MOAR

  • Feb. 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 PM

NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.

IN OTHER NEWS: I dislike these mood icons. How simplistic.

QUIZ. OMFG.

  • Nov. 29th, 2007 at 8:01 PM

Trust me to have a tie.


Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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You scored as Albus Dumbledore

Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.


Sirius Black


80%

Albus Dumbledore


80%

Ron Weasley


65%

Draco Malfoy


65%

Severus Snape


60%

Harry Potter


60%

Remus Lupin


60%

Lord Voldemort


50%

Ginny Weasley


50%

Hermione Granger


50%


May. 10th, 2007

  • 6:35 PM

You scored as Jean Grey. Jean Grey is likely the most powerful X-Man. She loves Cyclops very much but she has a soft spot for Wolverine. She's psychic so she can sense how others are feeling and tries to help them. She also has to control her amazing powers or the malevolent Phoenix entity could take control of her and wreak havok. Powers: Telekinetic, Telepathic

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Jean Grey

60%

Nightcrawler

55%

Rogue

55%

Iceman

55%

Emma Frost

50%

Storm

45%

Colossus

40%

Cyclops

35%

Gambit

30%

Wolverine

25%

Beast

25%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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